No joke. I set up a 1-800 number, so you Maniacs don’t have to pay long distance. Free to anyone in North America.
We’ll cover 3 simple questions.
1. How old were you when you first had access to the internet?
2. How would you describe your internet usage right now in one word?
3. What are your life goals for this month?
It’ll take about 20 seconds to connect to my phone. Leave a message if I don’t pick up.
We got this.