This is just a short update due to lack of updates. I still love you good folks of the internet, I’m not going anywhere. I told you I already bought hosting for this website ’til 2019. I made ten podcasts for you for free, didn’t I?
Pictured: Me working 2-3 hours every morning on MoonChimpsMedia.com before I go to my real job.
I have been writing a book for my friend Rob Kaarto with my new company, Moon Chimps Media. Talking completely out of my ass, we should have the book done by December 2017. Maybe September 2017.
Coming much sooner, is Moon Chimps Episode 1: The Light Side of the Moon. It is a silly game app for Android where you are a chimp on the moon fighting other chimps. The two enemies are meth-addicted chimps who fling poop at you, and ISIS chimps which try to blow you up. ISIS is a terrorist organization that has killed hundreds of innocent women and children so if there is no slander or defamation there. And of course, meth is poison that ruins lives and hurts entire families. It’s just a silly game! Pew pew pew.
All the maps and levels are done. The plot is done. All the code and motion is done. I didn’t do any of that work. It was all done by Tyler our in-house app developer and cofounder of Moon Chimps Media. The price of the app will be $2.99. It will be available on the App Store by the absolute latest: January 29th, 2017.
I will put out a podcast for you good people a little after Christmas when I get bored. I have two weeks off work from my real job for Christmas which is pretty decent. The topic will be how to have an online business if you have bad internet habits, and the birth of the NoSurf/NoFap Life After Internet camping grounds.
Like the title of the article says, I purchased 20 acres in the West Texas desert. It is not premium arable farmland. It is not a majestic forest. It is hot and dry and it doesn’t rain and it is hot and dry. It is a desert with shrubs and cacti and I know it’s a desert. That’s why I can afford it. If it was actually worth something, I wouldn’t be afford to afford it this early in my life.
I won’t post pictures from the town’s website or from the seller, out of respect for their privacy. However, here is a picture from Wikipedia of the nearby area:
So, don’t think I disappeared. I am just working and working, both for myself and my family, for my company, and for you good folks of the NoSurf and NoFap community.
The 20 acres is just raw land at this point. I am not in a rush to build on it, my company is already working on our app: Moon Chimps Episode 1: The Light Side of the Moon and our first (of many) books: Rob Kaarto: The Life I Lived.
However, in a year or so, I will start building on it. And out of the goodness of my heart, and for a small fee, those 20 acres will become a camping ground for the NoSurf and NoFap communities. We’ll do weekend retreats, or weeklong getaways. Or maybe people will just check in and out as they see fit, as individuals.
For insurance purposes: There will be no alcohol or illegal drugs allowed on the property. If you have a prescription you take, that is absolutely fine.
Well that’s about all the time I have on this Wednesday. Still have to run to the gym and go to my real job.
For the fun of it,